Staying Alive Press
May 24th, 2013
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Sexberries, Kings and Concubines

KingOnce upon a time, Asian kings had a lot of concubines. The kings had to work hard to keep them all happy. There was no Viagra… they used something better. It is rumored that the kings popped little berries or drank tea made from them.

Today, this magic berry - the wolfberry - is sold in Chinatowns across the country, and even at Whole Foods!

Wolfberries are the first ingredient in the Pop-APurple blend… They also help burn fat, build muscle and lower bad cholesterol. Did you ever think health could be sexy??